dearest doctor, just certify me swineflu-positive and exempt me from exams will you?
pills and notes are just immiscible no matter how hard i tried, they are making me frustrated. damn, the doctor didn't tell me that.

this is really making me crazy.
mr flu is now back in action.
can you just leave me alone until 7th may, please?
i'll give you anything you want after that.
i promise.